Blaahg

(Source: whilted)

Reblogged from rockettripsandbattleships (Originally from whilted)

skittlevodka:

I just want to go to bed but preferably with you

(Source: skittlevodka)

Reblogged from anybodys-fool (Originally from skittlevodka)

greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

Reblogged from anybodys-fool (Originally from greathaircut)

tsud123:

Shamecation.

tsud123:

Shamecation.

(Source: bonaventure-)

Reblogged from justhaveasmile (Originally from bonaventure-)

997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

Reblogged from jxff-t (Originally from 997)

helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

image

Reblogged from roonilwazlib (Originally from sextronautt)

(Source: wewereborntudie)

Reblogged from fromlowestdungeontohighestpeak (Originally from wewereborntudie)

livingabovetherest:

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

Or sexual favors..

Reblogged from rockettripsandbattleships (Originally from refridgerator)

eartheld:

mostly nature

(Source: i-doll)

Reblogged from rockettripsandbattleships (Originally from i-doll)

(Source: theamericankid)

Reblogged from d-pando (Originally from theamericankid)

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

Reblogged from the-lichking-dothprotest (Originally from blshiit)


Reblogged from doikare (Originally from notadoge)

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

Reblogged from theonewholookedback (Originally from gifak-net)

invisibiltycloak:

first and last sentences (insp.)

Reblogged from justimprovise (Originally from invisibiltycloak)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

Reblogged from modernizinghistory (Originally from itsstuckyinmyhead)