Alaric Codes

• No passengers under the 13 years of age. (Including family members unless I’m taking them to the ER.)
• Only water is allowed in my car unless the drink is sealed (I do not drink soda and would prefer not to touch it when you spill so I’d rather not have it in my car at all) 
• Food is allowed if you clean up after yourselves
• Rides to school as well as school sponsored functions are free
• Rides to other places will cost you 5 bucks, 10 if it crosses county borders (Applies to everyone! Including cousins who are old enough and bratty enough)
• We leave on my set departure time
• Criticize my driving and you’ll be dropped off. (If you can drive better do so if not possible then shut the fuck up or walk.)
• Exception to the previous is when I mock my driving myself; you’re allowed to join in when that happens
• Give me directions at least a minute prior to the turn or maneuver
• The only body part allowed out the window is solely your finger
• Do not distract me because I will possibly blow up on you
• Have your seat belts on before we enter a main street
• Cursing is allowed in my car with the exceptions of the words: gay, faggot, queer, etc. 
• If those words are heard you will be kicked out of the car on our current street or at the next possible exit
• The person in the front passenger seat will answer my phone when asked to
• If you need a ride arrange it with me at least an hour before hand between the hours of 5am to 9pm
• I will probably be asleep if you contact me outside of those hours