Did I mention that my picture was still on the front page of the Cryrop website?

Yup me and the other ambassador alumni are going to be there for a while… It’s a cute picture though so it’s cool with me. 

I would like everyone to know that my dick is a bitch!

mythical-crap:

This is a game of “Who the fuck are you”!

This is a game of “Who the fuck are you”!

1. Name: Mike
2. Age: 18
3. Height: 5’6”
4. Relationship status: Single but crushing really bad on someone right now. 
5. Birthday: January 5, 1994.
6. Favorite color: Blue
7. Favorite band:  Jack’s Mannequin… I’ll listen to almost anything out there though.
8. Last song listened:  I Can’t Make You Love Me- Bon Iver
9. Favorite movie: The Princess Diaries, Lilo and Stitch, Meet the Robinsons, The Proposal, Freedom Writers… There are definitely a lot more. 
10. Last movie: Dostana… I didn’t finish it though. 
11. Favorite book: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
12. # of siblings: 1 
13. Best school subject: At the moment? English
14. Mac or PC? CHROME OS BITCHES!! (Even though I’m typing this on win 8 right now.)
15. Cell phone type: iPhone 4
16. Current shirt color: Bluish green
17. Day or night? Night (People find out more about me) 
18. Summer or winter? Winter.
19. Most-visited website? Doi…
20. Celebrity crush: Russell Tovey

Ask me personal questions! →

I’ll answer everything as honestly as I can. 

Here’s one for starters:

I’ve never actually had sex while in a relationship. 

Fill so your followers can get to know you

1. State your name: Mike or Cuong
2. State the name that your parents almost named you. N/A (they picked that shit out of a book)
3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? My cousin Julie
4. What was your first job?  I guess babysitting?
5. Did anything embarrassing happen this week? Embarrassing things happen to me every day. 
6. Do you miss your ex? Sometimes… Usually only when I’m depressed or tired. 
7. White chocolate or dark chocolate? Dark
8. Do people praise you for your looks? Some but that’s usually just old people or really creepy people… 
9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? Black, grey, or blue. 
10. How do you wear your makeup? Nope… only time was when I was in the musical. I did Hope’s makeup once though! haha
11. What are some of your nicknames? Mickey, bitch, state street…
12. How many bedrooms are in your house? Three
13. How many bathrooms? Two and a half. 
14. Do you have a job? Not at the moment. I was going to work with my aunt but I haven’t got my time table yet because she’s prego at the moment. 
15. Do you have a car? Yes
16. Do you work out every week? Not really. 
18. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? Many many times. 
19. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? Kinda had to this past year on many occasions. 
20. What kind of bathing suit do you wear? Swim trunks
21. Do you like your eyes? No, they’re chinky, dark as hell, color blind, and half blind. 
22. Do you think you are pretty? No. 
23. Who was the last person you talked to in person? My mother. 
24. How much money is in your account? $1,876 in my bank and $19 in my paypal… I’m not disclosing my escape fund at the moment. 
25. Are you single? Yup. 
26. Do you want kids? Yes I do! 1 adopted, 1 from surrogacy and 1 foster. 
27. Tell me what your backpack looks like: It’s a huge ass black messenger bag. 
28. What celebrity do you think is hot? Russell Tovey, Ryan Lochte, and Michael Phelps. 
29. Last movie you saw in theatres: It might be Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter but I might be wrong. 
30. Are you dating the same person you dated last year? Nope. 
31. Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? Nope, at least not that I know of. 
33: Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? Yes. 
34: What do you like to do in your spare time? Skate, hang out, watch tv, Tumblr, read, cook, sing, dance, overdose on caffeine, introspect, text, blog, hook-up, cuddle, make-out. 

(Source: yittk)

Fact: I like guys with big ears and button noses.

I think they’re adorable. 

(Like Martin Freeman)

Fact: In second grade I use to think the pledge of allegiance said “for witches stand.”

Fact: The attractive news anchors on KTLA are what keeps my focus.

Yup, I’m looking at you, Doug Kolk…

Hope!

So idk if you liked it because you were mentioned or you wanted a confession but I’m going to give you one anyway! And since you don’t have an ask box, for whatever weird reason that may be, I’m going to just put it here. 

So when I think back to when we originally met I realized we weren’t really that close. I mean we were acquaintances but we weren’t as close as we were today and the situation stayed that way until “bitch” brought me into the group so in a way our common enemy is the reason we’re close friends in the first place so that’s probably the only thing that’s keeps my rage against her in control because I absolutely hate her but I’m also thankful at the same time. Also, there was a time where I thought you liked me but I just brushed that off because you’re a really good friend and there was no point in making an awkward situation out of a hunch. If I remember correctly it was also “bitch” who hinted at it. 

Fact: I respect honesty.

I don’t care how brutal. I can take it. It may hurt but I’ll get over it. I prefer that over being coddled and left out of the loop. 

Fact: My parents (specifically my father) does not believe and earthquake emergency kit is necessary.

We have a case of water and ramen noodles and that’s about it…

I have some stuff in my car and closet in case I ever need it…

Fact: Sometimes I hide out in the bathroom so people don’t talk to me.

I think it’s pretty smart because if I hide in my room even if the door is locked people will constantly try to talk to me through the door. However, if I hide out in the bathroom and they realize that I’m in the bathroom they stop! 

I also like to shower a lot so nyeh it’s a double win for me.